Kids Say The Darndest Things

There's always a laugh to be had when teaching infants-aged kiddies. With their limited vocab, I am always in stitches - I could write a book!

I often write down some of the classic things my students say, and collate them for an end-of-year handout or for the school magazine.

Here are some samples from my Kindy and Year 1 classes in recent years.
Can you decipher what these kids are trying to say?